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Joke of the Day
"I've heard that Americans don't find paedo jokes funny Guess they're just a bit touchy"
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"How can you tell if someone is from New York? They always talk about how they're from New York."
"Now's a good time to change your facebook name to ""Nobody,"" so when you click like on ignorant statuses it says, ""Nobody likes this."""
"Went to a great Russian restaurant last night. For dessert, we ordered Chocolate Putin"
"Why you should wash your car? WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!"
"If we had gender equality we'd ALL give birth through our ass. And no more Men from Mars & Women from Venus, everyone would be from Uranus."
"What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !"
"Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out an important part of human anatomy that is more useful when it is erect. Er... SPINE?"
"Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord? Back rent."
"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time""... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Stephen Wright"