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Joke of the Day

"Women don't like bass players, apparently... Whenever I say I like thick G-strings they allways walk away, I don't know why."

"*takes a picture of mother nature* MOTHER NATURE: delete it"

"The 3 rings of marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"The worst part about being molested as a kid is People think that you look cute, but in reality it is just afterglow"

"What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job? He got suspended."

"What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jealous"

"Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma!"

"On the phone to the chinese food place & my cat's all chatty... I cover the receiver and hiss ""Shhh, you want them to hear you?"""

"Fun Fact: When you die, someone will feel inconvenienced that your funeral is on a particular day. lol"

"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."