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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job? He got suspended."
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"What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach? I won't digest yet."
"Sex while camping... Is fucking in tents."
"What did the bear say after eating the doctor? I feel M.D. inside."
"What do you call two marry-go-rounds having sex? I don't know, i'm just fucking around."
"My mute grandfather always said:"
"""Please go to voicemail. Please go to voicemail. Please go to voicemail."" - me making a phone call"
"What's Canada's intelligence agency called? The C.I. Eh"
"Which grocery department is great for digestion and your ""constitution""? Pro-deuce."
"A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, ""Have you taken a bath?"" The other replies: ""No. Is one missing?"" From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*"