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Joke of the Day

"Fun Fact: When you die, someone will feel inconvenienced that your funeral is on a particular day. lol"

"Summary of all famous dancing movies. You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey."

"what do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth"

"I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world."

"How can I give myself a 12 inch penis? Fold it in half. ( ) "

"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."

"Jesus may have walked on water but Steven Hawking runs.. ..on batteries."

"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."

"TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men. That is that they both equally don't have any."