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Joke of the Day

"Hi, I'm Megan. You may know me from such public encounters with kids as ""No, YOUR face is stupid"" and ""I didn't trip you, you fell""."

"Did you hear that Tropicana funded the Nazi campaign? They made Jews from concentrate."

"What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout."

"Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some music."

"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"

"What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!"

"When a black guy pulls a knife on me on the subway I remind him he doesn't have to feed into racial stereotypes. Then I usually get stabbed."

"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."

"Fastest readers in history. The fastest readers in history were 9-11 jumpers. They went threw 114 stories in 7 seconds"

"What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement? Pounds"