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Joke of the Day
"Loooooser I am A Looser. Really You are?"
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"The hard truth is like poetry... ...most people hate hearing it."
"Kid 1: I'm bored Kid 2: me too Kid 3: our parents gave us horrible names"
"GPS: turn left onto High Street Husband: no thanks, I know a longer way."
"Yes officer, I know my driving is not 100% perfect, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk."
"What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!"
"The dishwasher is making weird noises. Probably because she's outside chopping firewood."
"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"
"Hormonal teenage daughter: Where do you want to be buried? Me: You mean after I die, right?"
"Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit? They are afraid of the Reposte."