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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my wine... ten years old and in my basement."
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"What do you call a stoned pig? Baked Ham"
"Therapist: resentment is like drinking poison in the vain hope it makes your enemies sick Me: not if I'm banking on them eating my body"
"What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !"
"I have a concrete strip on my front lawn painted to look like a slip n slide and every summer 10 to 15 kids learn a valuable lesson on it."
"What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles? Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads."
"If I could have any superpower, I would pick China."
"[Crate and Barrel job interview] ""So why do you want to work here?"" DONKEY KONG [sweating]: I love interior design"
"How are blizzards and men alike? You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last"
"Wanna hear a joke? Politics."