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Joke of the Day

"""See you later alligator"" ""In a whilst crocodile"" -why we fought the British for independence"

"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it."

"Ever hear of a 68? It's like a 69, only you do me and I owe you one."

"Then there was the Olympic Sprinter that tested positive for Viagra.... He tripped during the 100m Dash and won gold in the pole vault."

"U once broke ur toe? I once broke my foot. U had a baby? I had 2 babies. U have a bad back? I have a bad front. I can do this all day, btw."

"How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep? Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers)."

"It turns out I'm awesome at sex I come first every time!"

"You'll never believe what this Reddit User did after finding out he clicked on a clickbait article! Curiosity... gets you every time..."

"Why did 10 die? Because he was in the middle of 9/11"

"I fired a man named Diarrhea today... His shit wasn't together"