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Joke of the Day

"Why is the area between the boobs and the ass called the 'waist?' Because you could easily fit two more boobs down there."

"I told my chiropractor that my spine was already in alignment, but he proved me wrong. Now I stand corrected."

"You wanna hear a joke? Me attempting to tell a funny joke."

"That incessant, monotonous football is really ruining my enjoyment of the vuvuzelas."

"""We run a tight ship"" barked the captain, his shoulders barely getting thru the doorway ""Real tight."" he turns sideways to fit down the hall"

"What's the difference between a freezer and a woman? A freezer doesn't fart when I pull my meat out."

"Smokers are humans too Just not for so long"

"What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin."

"What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested? I'm-in-a-cent!"

"If you could only eat one thing from the McDonald's menu for the rest of your life... How would you off yourself?"