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Joke of the Day
"How come we never see hideous fish men around any more? Dagon."
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"One of my biggest fears is that before I die, spiders will evolve the ability to coordinate their legs and run like horses."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He got a pencil and worked it out."
"A lot of my friends struggle hard with drug addiction and alcoholism but they both came real easy for me."
"A mafia nursery rhyme the cat goes meow. the cow goes moo! The dog goes woof, and that fucking stool pigeon Anthony better shut up before I have him take his final fucking bow."
"I've been squeezing the last drop of toothpaste from this tube for over a month now."
"Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."
"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."
"I saw a man hitting on a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one!"
"I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross"