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Joke of the Day

"Why buy an invisible knife? I don't see the point"

"As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing."

"What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral? A somber-ero."

"Accidentally tweeted the typo ""iLettuce"" a few minutes ago and now Apple fans are lining up in front of my house."

"Sometimes I worry about the kid who always carried a yoyo in high school"

"The best pick-up line for college students Hey baby, I'm only a few thousand dollars in debt!"

"Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort..."

"20 blind men walk into a bar *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*"

"There's nothing louder than the end of cycle signal on a dryer."

"What goes eek eek bang? A mouse in a minefield !"