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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism? A Stunted Stunt Stunter."

"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette"

"[Doctor's Office] Seal: My flippers are sore. Killer Whale Doctor: Hmm interesting, swim a little closer into my jaws- I MEAN ONTO THE TABLE"

"A person followed me and then unfollowed me within 3 minutes. How can they judge me after only seeing 47 tweets?"

"What does a black man and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."

"I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s."

"ok boss, i duck taped the hostage's mouth shut ""you mean duct taped, right?"" um... *cuts to hostage with live mallard stuffed in his mouth*"

"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You're dicks the biggest one I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nahh, you're just pullin' my leg."" Edit: spell check"

"Did you hear about the italian chef? He pasta way"

"Bill Clinton's real-life aging looks like fake Back to the Future aging."