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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism? A Stunted Stunt Stunter."
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"I have a job helping a one armed man type capitals. It's shift work."
"By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it's raining in Sweden. How the hell am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?"
"Tequila is just the grown up version of choose your own adventure books."
"What do you call it when someone starts telling a joke"
"I saw a how-to page on record scratch and DJ techniques. It was a wikki-wikki Wiki."
"Sorry Satan, but I'm selling my soul to Buddah. You gotta be fucking stupid to pass up on a tasty offer like ""free Chinese food for life."""
"Did you guys hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."
"[adrift at sea] CLOWN: no worries, we can use this helium canister to propel us to shore ME: *really squeaky voice* we need a different plan"
"What's a cat's favorite color? Purrple."