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Joke of the Day
"Why does Olaf have to be a snowMAN when he clearly has snow gender."
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"What do you call an 83 year old black man? Dick Gregory"
"Did you hear the one about the two guys who voted no? Neither did aye."
"I get why Tupac's band smoked his ashes... ...It would have been tacky to take a shot in his memory."
"My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order."
"What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France? If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Why the long face, Mr. Horse?"" The horse does not respond because he is a fucking horse."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two... just don't ask me how they got in there."
"""Hey, we're best friends! This is the most fun ever! Lets take some pictures!"" - drunk people"
"What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater."