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Joke of the Day
"Why were piggy banks made? To keep the Jews away from the money"
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"What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work? Wake me up before you go-go"
"THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree"
"*Runs a bath Me: ok, jump in 3: it's too hot *Adds cold water Me: Ok, get in 3: it's too cold Apparently I gave birth to Goldilocks."
"You shouldn't joke fat people. They have enough on their plate as it is."
"I used to date an anaesthetist... She was a local girl. [credit to seeing this on QI]"
"Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass are Red I think my lawn is on Fire"
"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's Force fed"
"What does Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common? The cowboys both suck."
"In soviet Russia, shop boys pet you! You're welcome."