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Joke of the Day
"Why were piggy banks made? To keep the Jews away from the money"
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"What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman? Premature ejactulation."
"Poop Patties What did the fry cook do when he found out they were making the burger patties with feces? He flipped a shit."
"Girl: What do you like to do in your free time? Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really? I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know."
"I like how all these people are acting like they've never seen a naked 37 year old man fight 3 security guards at a mall food court before."
"How do you catch a bear? First, dig a large bear-sized hole. Then, burn up some paper and fill the hole with ash. Lastly, kick the bear in the ash-hole."
"Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids? Because they must be able to ""dust for Prince"" I'll see myself out now"
"Politics is like a game of rock-paper-scissors. Gun beats everything."
"What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night? Hit the sack."
"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."