191925

Joke of the Day

"2 Cats on the Titanic So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first was called ""One two three"" and the other was ""Un deux trois"". ""One two three"" cat was rescued. But ""Un deux trois"" cat sank."

"Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap."

"The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians."

"I walked in on my roommate masturbating in the shower I said ""Mate, that's disgusting"" Him: ""Fuck off I can wash it as fast as I like!"""

"I'm great with kids because mentally I'm on their level."

"Where do black person go to travel cross-country? The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8>)"

"What's an avocado's favorite music? Guac N' Roll"

"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle."

"I was at the doctor... I was at the doctor getting my rectum checked and I asked him ""Where do I put my pants?"" He said, ""Over there by mine."""

"What does Matthew Shephard hate more than being raped, having AIDS, and being pistol whipped? Camping."