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Joke of the Day

"*in-flight announcement* A SNICKERS IS JUST A MARS BAR WITH PEANUTS *struggling noises* PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KN-"

"Sometimes a person is completely out of the picture but you just can't let go of the frame."

"Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families."

"My brother can dish it out, but he can't take it. He since lost his job as a waiter."

"Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was Chewy"

"So the other day i saw a beaver begging by the side d the river But I didn't give a dam"

"Why don't gelding horses like to race? Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded ""They're Off!""."

"Walentine's Day When your woman decides to give the gift you really wanted."

"Hey, want to play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!"

"If Hitler was alive today and had his own hotel, he would charge for wifi."