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Joke of the Day
"Cake: the answer, no matter the question."
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"I'm not racist because... I'd rather be black, than asian."
"(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions? Arrows con Pollo"
"A Santa joke. So what does a pimp and Santa have in common? They both go Ho Ho Ho I'll see myself [out] (http://i.imgur.com/9gdyd.gif)"
"We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies"
"Beethoven was such a hipster... ... that he never even heard some of his own music."
"Knock knock! (Who's there?) Not Abe Vigoda."
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"
"The groundhog saw The Shadow and said it was an awful movie."
"Once you've mastered being a surgeon... ... operating just become an exercise in patients."