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"Cake: the answer, no matter the question."
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"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"
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"""My advice to you: subtlety."" - The Joker, to Trump"
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"I'm nog saying your mom's a slut but when you were born she did slid you in and out a few times"
"Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride."