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Joke of the Day
"I'm nog saying your mom's a slut but when you were born she did slid you in and out a few times"
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"What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus? Audi drivers have pricks on the inside"
"When does CPR become necrophilia? When you are both stiff"
"I got arrested for saying ""Hi!"" to my friend Jack The Air Marshall doesn't screw around"
"What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? ""Looks like rein dear"""
"I'm trying to get my wife to quit smoking. Maybe I should slow down and use a lubricant."
"Time 4 the 3rd debate, the political eqivalent of driving past a street corner several times to make sure u choose the least skanky ho! ;^)"
"why google is a she? she have an answer for everything"
"A Guy In A Wheel Chair said... A guy in a wheel chair said "" you know what I can't stand"""
"Riverbed My daughter asked me the other day if the riverbed had a ""pillow"""