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Joke of the Day

"I'm nog saying your mom's a slut but when you were born she did slid you in and out a few times"

"How can you tell a black lady is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."

"Jews are lazy... ... essentially a group of people who couldn't be bothered to read the sequel. -Will Bailey (Cambridge footlights)"

"Tell me more about how awful dubstep is, generation that celebrated disco."

"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."

"My 7 yr. old thought it would be really funny to hold up a sign in the back window of the car that said ""HELP ME!"". It was not."

"Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany? For Schnitzel."

"A man is at the gates of hell. Satan: Your card please, so you may enter. Man: *swipes card* Satan: It's a chip."

"Besides those glaring flaws that I choose to ignore, I don't know what's wrong with me."

"My three-year-old daughter said to me, ""You should go back to college to learn more about being nice."""