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Joke of the Day

"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"

"Every day, I win arguments from 10 years ago in the shower."

"Next time I cut out eyes in a painting to watch people from behind the wall, I'll use a portrait instead of a landscape."

"If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!"

"I dated a girl once who turned out to be a cannibal. That really came back to bite me in the ass."

"They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... They're not laughing now."

"""Lets all start wearing weird '90s mom jeans!"" - girls now"

"Google changed to Alphabet Mostly alpha, not making it to bet-"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tchhhh."

"Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma"