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Joke of the Day

"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"

"What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A bellybutton!"

"Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*"

"Do not judge a book by its cover, unless there's a Swastika on the cover"

"Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*"

"How is prison like quidditch? The game ends when they catch the snitch"

"What do you get when a fat guy and a butterface have sex? A Burka! He covers his body, and she covers her face!"

"Why did the human cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. He gets that from his mother."

"If you love someone, set them free. When they come back, because they will, make sure you are extremely happy with someone better looking."