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Joke of the Day

"*Godzilla smashing Tokyo & eating people. After destroying an asylum he suddenly dies* 60s cop1: what happened 60s cop2: haha nut allergy"

"How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a Mexican's job."

"I started a company that sells land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"To /r/news China just called, they want their censorship back."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone? Virgin Mobile."

"The Jerk Store Called, they're running out of you! -George Costanza haha, sorry this just came to mind and I had to share.."

"What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance."

"What is Beethoven's favorite food? Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!!"

"Statistically... 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"