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Joke of the Day

"Hipster: Check out my mini.. Me: *snatches and eats Hipster:.. Bonsai tree Me: *swallows* It's alright for a veggie Hipster: Me: anymore?"

"Someone stole my mood ring.. And I don't know how I feel about that Credits to 30 Rock"

"Me: *pouts at front facing camera* Front facing camera: I have a girlfriend."

"Cinderella was arrested for sexual assault... She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming, ""Lie you bastard"""

"My son has the worst altitude ever. He's defiant, rude and floating like six feet off the ground."

"I was just looking in the mirror this morning, thinking about who I was. I suppose you could say I was reflecting."

"A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish. It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish."

"I thought I saw an original joke today Turns out I just misreddit"

"A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends"

"What do they say for jokes about German sausages? They are the wurst."