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Joke of the Day

"I organised a party for men who suffer from premature ejaculation... There's no strict dress code, just come in your pants."

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"[time traveler returns home to 1881] guys i forgot to grab the cure for malaria but here's some...DORITOS LOCOS TACOS [loud cheering]"
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"The indecisive rower... ...couldn't choose either oar."
"When someone tells me they're sick I try to make them feel better with a story about my own sickness that was much worse and many years ago."
"Selling weed Get rich or high trying"
"Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So THAT'S where the clitoris is."