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"Gunshots Or fireworks?"
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"How do you make a woman scream? You fuck her in the ass. How do you make her scream again? You wipe your dick off with the drapes."
"How do you catch a digital fish Online"
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"When people post sad things on Facebook I just want to hug them and whisper softly in their ears, ""no one cares."""
"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"
"Ghost hunters use special cameras made specifically for taking soulfies."
"I went to the Zoo today They only had one dog. It was a Shih Tzu."