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Joke of the Day

"Concerning math jokes What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation? - He works it out with a pencil"

"A blonde said to her friend while driving ""I got a compliment on my driving today,"" said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said ""parking fine""."

"They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs."

"why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face."

"Wife asked what was on the TV... I said ""dust"". That's when the fight started."

"Two things I learned from online dating geography and disappointment"

"The Love for music! If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they split us by music genre."

"For my food service workers out there: How many servers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not my fucking sidework!"

"Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine? When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)"