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Joke of the Day
"""This sushi is terrible."" ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""
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"A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: ""Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?"" The man replies: ""Six, i dont think i can eat eight"""
"If you guys need me I'll be strutting confidently through a parking lot toward a car that turns out not to be mine."
"How do you know if someone's a vegan? When you ask them ""Are you a vegan?"" and they say ""Yes""."
"""my dad could beat up your dad"" we're brothers you idiot *cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*"
"I don't think it's nice to make fun of schizophrenics. And neither do I."
"A guy named Shane can never date an Asian girl... ... Because then she would bring Shane to her family."
"How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it over"
"""We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!"" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs."
"I was watching a film with my little lad earlier.. He said, ""Dad I'm scared, is that woman going to die?"". I said ""Judging on the size of that horses cock, then yes son, I'm afraid so""."