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Joke of the Day
"""This sushi is terrible."" ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""
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"Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades."
"I never knew so many 14 year old rednecks used reddit... Then I found r/The_Donald"
"I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him"
"A man came into a bar... wait no it was a horse, a man came into a horse."
"Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?"
"Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!"
"It's bad enough hearing people judge others based on their appearance... but when ugly people do it, I feel horrible."
"Never tell a psycho that they're psycho, because then they feel like they're obligated to prove it."
"I'm wearing my big rolled up socks again today and I'm doing so with pride. So all you haters can get in a taxi and chip off."