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Joke of the Day

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."

"Schizophrenia? More like Schizofriendia. *voices agree*"

"The most disturbing joke that ever made me laugh. What's 20 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream?- Crib death."

"The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back..."

"The future, past and present walk into a bar... Things get tense."

"The real reason women will never be the ones to propose: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants."

"Straight out of Gotham... This building, in the city I live in (in Tianjin, China) looks like it was taken straight out of Gotham City. http://imgur.com/j0RM7h3"

"Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing... There were no casual tees."

"The fattest man in Britain has sadly died. Cremation will be held at 12PM on Wednesday..... and Thursday..... and Friday."

"Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake."