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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a redditor that doesn't use the search button in /r/jokes? A bastard. [Source](http://i.imgur.com/p16XxgE.jpg)"

"MOTHRA: try this, its crunchy & juicy GODZILA: i cant, im on a...low-car diet MOTHRA: o ha ha like low-carb GODZILA: ha ha HUMANS IN CAR: AHHH"

"I ate a banana so big that my Facebook relationship status automatically changed from ""Married"" to ""It's Complicated."""

"White smoke, Pope, Black Smoke, Nope."

"January 29, 1802, 2 AM: I hope this letter finds you well. Are you up? March 2: I am, good sir April 6: Would you kindly come over? May 9: K"

"85 year old Viagra user takes a tumble I've fallen and I can't get up"

"What do you call two lesbians in the closet? a liquor cabinet."

"Germany loses at home, and Japan beats America in overtime... M. Night Shyamalan's pitch for a World War II movie."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because YOLO"

"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."