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Joke of the Day
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they're not confused with feminist. Sorry."
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"""I'd tap that."" - Morse code operatives flirting."
"I respect how the Hamburglar was like, ""Hey, I know I'm at rock bottom here, but I'm going to be professional about it and wear a tie."""
"I told my girlfriend I've known 3 whores in my life. The first one was named mercedes, the second one porsche, your name must be buick!"
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"
"Proud to announce that I'm still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don't know we're racing."
"""I think this chlorine is healing my anal fissure."" - Things not to say in a swimming pool. Apparently."
"A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer."
"Just wondering why Bob Marley denied shooting the deputy but thought admitting he shot the sheriff would be a-okay."
"Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos."