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Joke of the Day
"Noah's flood = God clearing his browser history"
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"What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer? Hula the dogs out?"
"What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce? A chicken ceaser salad."
"Having bad dreams is the best way to prove you can't even do being unconscious right."
"LPT: Don't stand out too much from the group. Or you'll be a joke."
"""POLICE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP."" Show me a badge. *cop gets badge out* I didn't say Simon Says. ""Let's go home guys. Sorry, my fault."""
"If you run into someone you know and they say ""we should hang out sometime"" just say ""I'm ready to hang out right now"" and watch them panic"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"
"I'd rather have a bottle in-front-of-me ... than a frontal lobotomy."
"""Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."" Actually this is Oxymoron Club. ""Ok, same difference."" *looks at group* Oh, this guy is good."