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Joke of the Day
"What's baked everyday and sells itself? bread"
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"Do you NOT like Undertale? Then you must be UNDER the crowd!"
"I've come to accept the fact that I'm quite vain. On a vanity scale of 1-10 I'm about a 6. . . A sexy six."
"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy."
"Why did the clam go to jail? For setting up illegal shell companies!"
"Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety."
"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. ""In HD"" was NOT the right answer..."
"A Roman walks into a bar.... ...Holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please""."
"What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not."
"Did you hear about that glacier off the coast of Italy? It was a Romaine Iceberg"