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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits."
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"Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach."
"Q: What does a cat say when he likes something? A: It's purrrfect."
"If you think sex is just filling her hole Then you're a civil engineer, not a lover"
"A friend wants me to try speed dating, but I'm not sure that finishing *even faster* is going to help me with the ladies"
"Ben Carson: Health care is not a right. Trump: We're not gonna just let people die in the streets! Carson: Oh you're so hippocratical!"
"How to equally divide a cake among five people with only three cuts Slice three people with your knife and ask the last, ""Do you also want a piece?"""
"Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable."
"A kiss can make your day Anal can make your hole weak"
"Headline: ""American Pharoah Wins 1st Triple Crown Title Since 1978"" That is one long-lived horse."