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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wanker on a plane? a Highjacker"
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"My new year celebration is Masturbating Couple's are enjoying their new year eve, friends are watching movies and I'm here still doing masturbating. Fuck yeah"
"I told her I had lightning quick reflexes... Sounds better than premature ejaculator..."
"What did Jesus say to Mohammed...? What did Jesus say to Mohammed? 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return? 'How many did you take with you?'"
"Date me? You can't afford the maintenance to keep me. Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria's Secret, and bail money."
"Went to the zoo last week and all they had was one animal and it was a dog... It was a shih tzu."
"answer This is too all high school teacher, What is the worst thing that you've seen your student doing?"
"What do you call... two black guys who are fighting over a watermel.... Goddamit billy go fuck your sister in another room, pa is trying to tell a joke."
"Two Ninjas What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night? Numchucks."
"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."