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Joke of the Day
"Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire? It wanted to get off its ash."
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"Old folks use to poke me at weddings and say your next so... I started doing it back to them...at funerals. "
"what do you call it when you sext someone and they dont respond? Molexting"
"Man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac.... He said "" can i have a drink and one for the road"""
"*tear runs down cheek ""Why are all these people dead on the inside?"" ""Sir, this is a morgue."""
"I can't show how much I hate exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite."
"Former boy scout leader goes shopping A former boy scout leader goes shopping. He sits down and grabs his beef jerky. ""Tastes like boy scouts,"" he says."
"You know what sucks? A vacuum! You know what else sucks? An overused, crappy joke."
"What's long and black? The unemployed line."
"Sarcasm has to be the official language when we live in a world this absurd."