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Joke of the Day

"You can never trust the cat family..... The head of the family is always a lion, and his cousin is a cheetah. (Lying and cheater, for those whom need this explained)."

"How does every racist joke start? *looks around the room*"

"My friend said he had a hole in his sock. I replied, ""Darn it!"""

"Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book? It's called ""One More Thyme"""

"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"

"Hear about the state-of-the-art amputation device? All I know is it's pretty cutting edge..."

"If i had a dollar for every time i heard the word trump I would have it on repeat while i slept."

"""Seed Faith"" Televangelists"

"Whom hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom?"

"Two nuns walk into a bar. The third nun ducks."