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Joke of the Day
"How do you get last place in the Rio jokes olympics. You tell a Rio bad joke."
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"Two guys walked in a bar and said.. The Game."
"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? A: They planet Insert death threats below"
"i asked my trainer which machine at the gym i should use to impress the girls... he pointed outside and said "" the ATM machine"" i had 15$'s left though.."
"""I heard you were responsible for like 30 million deaths. That's crazy."" Jimmy Fallon interviewing Stalin"
"[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you."
"Anyone who uses the phrase ""easy as taking candy from a baby"" has never tried taking candy from a baby."
"The price of oil has dropped so far that... Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen."
"I'm at the ear clinic. My name might've been called out. I have no idea. PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it."
"What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V? asparagoose"