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Joke of the Day
"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO"
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"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down the hall and to the third REICH!"
"I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come on over."
"I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L."
"Men are better cooks With just a piece of sausage and an egg, they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months."
"Mother: Jared get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!"
"So I'm chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet.. She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she's telling me she's an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!"
"What do you call someone aroused by shopping? A buysexual"
"My wife laughed at me because I struggled to get a proper full on erection, I told her ""Its a lot harder than it looks"""
"I bet ""Fifty Shades of Grey"" won't make that much money because most of the people who want to see it are tied to a bedpost."