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Joke of the Day

"No thanks, Trix cereal. I have enough drama in my life without a rabbit trying to steal my breakfast."

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"Jesus made 6 thousand people bread, but a guy in the 1940s made 6 million people toast."
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"Does anybody know if Maternity Wards are open today?"
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"What did the McDonald's addict suddenly realize? ...I'm lovin' shit"
"I just play poker so I can say I'm going all in without smirking."
"[highschool reunion] CLASSMATE: I'm a top chef. You? ME: I'm an avoca C: a what M: an avoca C: what's an avoca do M: a top chef would know"
"started my own brewery kindof just pour root beer into square bottles."
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