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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? Its ok, They're awake now"
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"What did the otter say to his girlfriend? ""You are my significant otter."""
"Apparently people keep mistaking me for their Mirrors because they keep saying I'm ugly or fat"
"Sometimes girls look at me and say, ""Mmm not bad."" They don't say it out loud but I can tell they're thinking that."
"What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese"
"Ariel was a minor and couldn't sign a legally binding contract. You'd think the king of the ocean's lawyers could get that shit thrown out."
"What's an epileptic's favorite side dish? Seizure salad."
"So a blind guy walks into a bar... We had to call an ambulance for the poor guy."
"Congratulations, Mr. Trump You'll be the first president to declare bankruptcy on the country."
"Couples that stay fit together don't trust each other enough to go to the gym alone"