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Joke of the Day
"Stop undressing me with your eyes!! Use your teeth."
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"Everyone's gynecologist uses the term battle damage,' right?"
"I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone."
"[Serious] what are the serious impacts of drinking water just after you had had a wet dream?"
"Happy International Women's Day Or its better known name, Just Another Made Up Holiday No One Gives A Fuck About Day. or my favorite, Tuesday."
"Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party But they failed because nobody knew how to planet"
"Women don't like bass players, apparently... Whenever I say I like thick G-strings they allways walk away, I don't know why."
"Time really flies by. Seems like only yesterday I was just a young apprentice-bater."
"The only thing worse than a woman who's completely lifeless in bed.. .. Is getting caught with the body"
"Was sagt der groe Stift zum kleinen Stift? Wachsmalstift"