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Joke of the Day
"You know the times have changed... When Portugal leaves Brazil without taking any Gold."
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"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, dang it! BREATHE!"
"What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts."
"How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer."
"Greece just demanded royalties from all countries in the world for using democracy ""As for Russia, they don't have to pay us anything""- Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras clarified earlier today."
"A man walks into an old club. ""Please, do not touch the artifacts"" says the archeologist."
"I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake."
"I was stuck in traffic while on the road in Ireland... Cork was in a bottleneck."
"Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!"
"9: What did that message on the TV say Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen 9: How do they know what size TV we have?"