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Joke of the Day

"I was stuck in traffic while on the road in Ireland... Cork was in a bottleneck."

"I guess anywhere they have that Zika virus... ...is a good place to go to get a little head."

"Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer? Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!"

"I'm confused, if all these rappers really are the genuine article like they claim, then who are all these phonies they keep talking about?"

"There once were three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again."

"You can't run through a campsite... You can only ran, because its past tents."

"Where do hipsters drown? the mainstream."

"Our country's going to shit and I will not stand for it... ...so I sat down"

"40% of women in the world are battered... And I've been eating mine plain this whole time."