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Joke of the Day
"I was stuck in traffic while on the road in Ireland... Cork was in a bottleneck."
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"*on deathbed* ""Son u were *cough* ado-"" ""Dad? I was adopted?!"" ""A dot of misery on my otherwise happy life. I don't know why we adopted u."""
"Two men walk into a bar.... ...the third one sees this and ducks."
"What's grey, has one leg, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss out of you? A kidney dialysis machine."
"Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together..."
"Just blocked all users from Central & South America. I doubt this ""Zika"" virus can spread thru social media but why take the risk?"
"Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert? Because he was stuffed!"
"My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math"
"Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon"
"LPT: When Googling ""grandfather clock"" don't forget the L."