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Joke of the Day

"9: What did that message on the TV say Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen 9: How do they know what size TV we have?"

"I got arrested at the airport last week. Appearently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding the plane."

"i don't drink to forget, i drink to remember how much i like drinking."

"Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb None they'll all beat the room for being black."

"Who shot the sheriff in Jurassic park? DepuT- Rex..."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they all screw in sleeping bags."

"I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too tainted"

"My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident. It was humerus."

"What made Tesla successful ? Its musk"