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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers? I can't remember."
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"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"
"elevator operator my career as an elevator operator was very up and down."
"What did the romaine say to the spinach before they started to eat? Lettuce pray."
"Great desert tip: Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl with fresh squeezed lime juice. Toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake."
"What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book? Where The Wildlings Are"
"""Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?"" ""Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time."" ""Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns."""
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it."
"What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&M club? ""Troll in the dungeon!"""
"Why were Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul so good in Breaking Bad? They were meth-od acting."