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Joke of the Day
"What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&M club? ""Troll in the dungeon!"""
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"Coffee With No Cream A guy walks into a coffee shop. Waitress: What can I get you? Guy: May I get a coffee with no cream? Waitress: Sorry, we just ran out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?"
"What did the astronaut from AA say in space? ""Houston, I have a problem."""
"there was this confusing 'do not touch' sign in the mall. I just can't put my finger on it."
"Have you heard of the Greek version of monopoly? It's called Monopopolous, and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everybody loses"
"Original Corny Joke Who leads the corn into battle? The kernal! Bahahahaha"
"Nicki Minaj is my favorite teletubby"
"Wanna hear a joke? My ex wife still misses me..."
"why would you be a suicide bomber... And wait for the 72 virgins in heaven... When you could become a catholic preist and have them now! Source: Jimmy Carr"
"What does a gay crow say? COCK COCK COCK COCk"