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Joke of the Day

"Great desert tip: Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl with fresh squeezed lime juice. Toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake."

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"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."
"A man lovingly told his fiance ""I don't have a big house or a yacht like my friend, Harry, but I will love you forever."" She replied, ""Oh, yeah. I love you too. Now, who's this Harry?!"""
"Will He Win ? by Betty Wont"
"I started a website for female drivers... but the damn thing kept crashing =D."
"What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."
"Apparently you can't get a sick leave just because you're sick of seeing everyone at the office."
"I NEED A JOKE! I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS THE RIGHT SUBJECT BUT I REALLY NEED A JOKE THAT INCLUDES -a farmers field -a pack of dogs -burning house -a hospital -set in the nighttime Thanks so much"
"The abusive relationship that I'm in is such a joke I spend everyday waiting for the punchline."
"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"