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Joke of the Day

"Great desert tip: Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl with fresh squeezed lime juice. Toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake."

"""You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."" ""But after that I'm not responsible for any more room charges, correct?"""

"I made a joke: What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? Currant affairs."

"texas humor sign inside a bar in texas reads: ""we like our beer like we like our violence, domestic."""

"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless."

"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."

"Has the Supreme Court decided on Man v. Food yet?"

"Why did the nun get a free hot dog at the fair? Because she spontaneously performed fellatio on the hot dog salesman. This made him feel charitable."

"A man walks into a bar with a gun And shouts, ""Who the hell fucked my wife?!"" A man in the back replied ""You haven't got enough bullets mate!"""

"I just quit my job crushing cans at the soft drink factory... It was just soda pressing."