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Joke of the Day
"What did the romaine say to the spinach before they started to eat? Lettuce pray."
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"What does Happy Meal and a lonely girl have in common? They both come with a toy in the box."
"WIFE: Where are the groceries? ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean? *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*"
"Animals in Australia There are 2 kinds of animals in Australia: * Those that want to eat you * Sheeps"
"How many apples grow on a tree? All of them."
"What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand? They think long and hard before they touch weiner."
"Why did the hoover not make the football team? Because he sucked With love and sexy things from Jaques x"
"C, Eb, and G walk into a ""bar"" ."
"How do you even get a permit to build a city on rock and roll?"
"What did the shy pebble wish for? Only that he could be a little boulder!"