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Joke of the Day

"No matter who you vote tonight to become our next president.. there is going to be a blonde sitting in the Oval Office in about 3 months.."

"What are your views on abortion? I'm undecided. On one hand, I like killing babies, on the other, I don't like giving women a choice."

"What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !"

"It was a blessing that grandpa past away peacfully in his sleep, but tragic for the passengers in his car."

"How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor? Straight, No Chaser."

"What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant."

"The price of Helium is rising... Inflation sucks."

"Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but... I think his brother was cooler."

"A former boxer decided to go into the writing business There is no punchline."

"If you've never played Tetris, you're probably useless at loading a dishwasher."