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Joke of the Day
"The price of Helium is rising... Inflation sucks."
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"You don't have to tell me I'm negative. I no."
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."
"I'm also not racist/ I think everyone should own a black person."
"Work is for people who don't know how to fish."
"One mans trash... ""One man's rubbish is another man's treasure"" is a fantastic Idiom. But it's a horrible way to tell your kid that he's adopted."
"How do chemists get high? they drop acid of course"
"Just got a temporary tattoo. Now I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery for the next three days."
"I ran without my headphones today & was reminded that I feel better about my fitness when my soundtrack isn't my panicked gasping breathing."
"If you're looking for an excuse to ruin your life, I'm right here."