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Joke of the Day
"The price of Helium is rising... Inflation sucks."
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"Real geniuses never talk about that they are a genius. I know from myself."
"My friend told me his wife talks a lot in her sleep ""I know"" was probably not the right answer"
"This woman I met last night says she wants a guy who is ""spontaneous and fun"". Yet when I tapped on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it is all panic and screaming."
"My town is holding their annual incest competition. I entered my sister."
"What if I never *dramatic pause* sleep *dramatic pause* a- *falls asleep during third dramatic pause*"
"I love how people act like they don't want to be followed in the street yet they keep looking back at you to see if you're still there."
"I heard hookers are now offering the ""Romney"" for $1,000. It includes every position."
"Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter."
"How do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not going to come."