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Joke of the Day
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa? Tuesday."
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"Now the Fine Bros are suing Steven Spielberg He had to make the cast re-act 12 times before they had a viable take for the scene"
"On Chick-fil-a... Do they realize they're serving cock between buns?"
"What will latent pedophiles pay a hooker extra to wear? pedo-pushers"
"""What's the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."" - Redd Foxx, 1956"
"what idiot called it tinted windows instead of a drug car tell"
"So I found out today that I have Alzheimer's..."
"[Bookstore] Me: *hands over Tangled coloring book* Cashier: How old is your daughter? Me: [sweating nervously] Of course it is"
"I gave my sister away at her wedding. I stood up & shouted ""SHE USED TO BE A MAN!"""
"Saw geese flying in a v formation and my friend asked me if I knew why one side was longer than the other. More geese dumbass."