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Joke of the Day
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa? Tuesday."
Next Joke
"It's Thanksgiving! Who doesn't like Turkey? Russia."
"What does your mom and my fantasy football team have in common? As soon as I put money on them, they suck."
"Fun fact about Germany... Fooled ya... There's nothing funny about Germany"
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."
"I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy."
"I invented a new sexual position called ""The Republican"" where I screw poor people."
"That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text."
"Obama is the epitome of why Americans are so racist Just another soon-to-be unemployed black man, evicted from his house, and living on government money."
"How do you get a blonde on your roof? Tell her drinks are on the house."