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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so stupid She thinks NIckleback is a refund."
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"What is the name of your friend's advisor? Budweiser"
"*a spider slowly rolls past my house on a tiny skateboard* ""kids, go to the bomb shelter. it seems my past has finally caught up with me"""
"Roses are red Violets are blue if DNA test proves you're my sister I'll stop sleeping with you."
"I recently had to bury my beloved grandmother in the local graveyard. She should be dead by now"
"What do you call a very unfriendly, female dog? A cunt."
"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."
"Q: What happens when two oxen bump into each other? A: You have an oxident."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? ... Denim denim denim"
"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""