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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so stupid She thinks NIckleback is a refund."
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"Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite."
"When I got my first pube, I left it under my pillow and waited for the pube fairy. And he came. All over my pillow."
"[recording studio] Producer: Um what're you guys doing? Singer: Ending the song Producer: You don't have to fade out. We'll do that in here."
"My doctor said the best thing I could do for my health was to go outside more. He told me to pick a fun outdoor hobby to motivate me to get out of the house. So I started smoking."
"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?"
"[therapy] WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter ME: No way, I love whatsherface just as much as I love Johnny"
"I went to a sperm bank to make a donation. This guy in the lobby came with me."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."
"BDSM browsing reddit... Just a dom looking for a sub."